George Ade Quotes

Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

One Man's Poison Ivy Is Another Fellow's Spinach.

It Is Not Time For Mirth And Laughter, The Cold, Gray Dawn Of The Morning After.

Even The Elders Can Give A Number Of Helpful Hints.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.

For Parlor Use, The Vague Generality Is A Life Saver.

Only The More Rugged Mortals Should Attempt To Keep Up On Current Literature.

The Only City People Are Those Born So.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

She Was Short On Intellect, But Long On Shape.