List Of Sarcasm Quotes

Laws Are Like Sausages, It Is Better Not To See Them Being Made.

When A Young Man Begins To Go Down Hill Everything Seems To Be Greased For The Occasion.

It Ain't Often That A Man's Reputation Outlasts His Money.

Man Was Created A Little Lower Than The Angels And Has Been Getting A Little Lower Ever Since.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Everything Is Worth Precisely As Much As A Belch, The Difference Being That A Belch Is More Satisfying.

The Monkey Is An Organized Sarcasm Upon The Human Race.

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

The Old System Of Having A Baby Was Much Better Than The New System, The Old System Being Characterized By The Fact That The Man Didn't Have To Watch.

Teenagers Are Bored. By Everything. Show A Teenager An Actual Volcanic Eruption, In Progress, Featuring Giant Billowing Clouds Of Smoke, Hot Rocks Raining From The Sky, Lava Floes Destroying Entire Villages, Etc., And The Teenager, Eyebrows Arched With Sarcasm, Will Look At You And Say, "gee, This Is Swell," Then Return To The Rental Car, Turn On His Portable Cd Player, And Listen To A Band Called Stomach Contents.

The Word Aerobics Comes From Two Greek Words: Aero, Meaning “ability To,” And Bics, Meaning “withstand Tremendous Boredom.

A Married Woman Is A Slave You Must Know How To Seat Upon A Throne.