List Of Sarcastic Quotes

I Have Only One Ambition Left: I Should Like To Have A Good Epitaph.

Laws Are Like Sausages, It Is Better Not To See Them Being Made.

When A Young Man Begins To Go Down Hill Everything Seems To Be Greased For The Occasion.

It Ain't Often That A Man's Reputation Outlasts His Money.

Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League In Nostril Hair.

Man Was Created A Little Lower Than The Angels And Has Been Getting A Little Lower Ever Since.

When I See A Man Of Shallow Understanding Extravagantly Clothed, I Feel Sorry - For The Clothes.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Consult: To Seek Approval For A Course Of Action Already Decided Upon.

The Gambling Known As Business Looks With Austere Disfavor Upon The Business Known As Gambling.

Evangelist, N. A Bearer Of Good Tidings, Particularly (in A Religious Sense) Such As Assure Us Of Our Own Salvation And The Damnation Of Our Neighbors.

Extinction, N. The Raw Material Out Of Which Theology Created The Future State.