List Of Witty Quotes

There's A Great Power In Words, If You Don't Hitch Too Many Of Them Together.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

Every Man Has His Follies - And Often They Are The Most Interesting Thing He Has Got.

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

There Are Lots Of People Who Mistake Their Imagination For Their Memory.

The Covers Of This Book Are Too Far Apart.

I Never Said Most Of The Things I Said.

There Are A Lot Of Great Technicians In Advertising. And Unfortunately They Talk The Best Game. They Know All The Rules. They Can Tell You That People In An Ad Will Get You Greater Readership. They Can Tell You That A Sentence Should Be This Short Or That Long. They Can Tell You That Body Copy Should Be Broken Up For Easier Reading. They Can Give You Fact After Fact After Fact. They Are The Scientists Of Advertising. But There's One Little Rub. Advertising Is Fundamentally Persuasion And Persuasion Happens To Be Not A Science, But An Art.

Art Is 'i'; Science Is 'we'.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.