My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.
My Favorite Thing Is Always A Nice, Inexpensive Draft Beer, But If Someone Wants Something A Little More Complicated Than That, Then I'd Like A Michelada, Which Is Where I Take Beer And A Little Bit Of Either A Spicy Or Not-so-spicy Bloody Mary, Mix It Like Six To One [ratio], So It's Kind Of A Red Beer.
In Paris Every Man Must Have Had A Love Affair. What Woman Wants Something That No Other Woman Ever Wanted.
If You Want Something Done, Ask A Busy Person To Do It. The More Things You Do, The More You Can Do.
You Never Feel Good When You Lie. It Doesn't Matter How Much You Want Something, If You Lie To Somebody You Love, And They Actually, Sincerely Believe You, You Feel Like A Cockroach That Needs Some Serious Raid Action.
I'm One Of The Great Unemployed Looking For The Next Job. I'm Waiting For The Right Offer. Like Anyone, I Want Something That Turns Me On Inside.
The Only Way You Can Be A Mark Is If You Want Something For Nothing. If You're Greedy, You're Set Up.
I'm One Of The Great Unemployed Looking For The Next Job. I'm Waiting For The Right Offer. Like Anyone, I Want Something That Turns Me On Inside.
The Only Way You Can Be A Mark Is If You Want Something For Nothing. If You're Greedy, You're Set Up.
I Had A Very Easy Time Loving An Audience. But When It's One-on-one With Somebody, All I Wanted To Do Was Run Away, Because Maybe They're Going To Want Something From Me I Can't Give, Or They're Going To Hurt Me.
