List Of Beer Quotes

We Know That The Adult In A Certain Sense Has An Attitude Toward Life Exactly Opposite To The Attitude Of Commercials. Commercials Say, 'your Longing For 3.2 Beer Is Very Important. Your Longing For Skin That Doesn't Have Any Wrinkles In It, That's Very, Very, Very Important.' The Adult Says, 'no, I've Got Wrinkles, So What?'

But If At Church They Would Give Some Ale. And A Pleasant Fire Our Souls To Regale. We'd Sing And We'd Pray All The Live Long Day, Nor Ever Once From The Church To Stray.

A Good Local Pub Has Much In Common With A Church, Except That A Pub Is Warmer, And There's More Conversation.

Keeping Some Calorie-dense Food In Your Diet-whether It Is Meat, Pasta, Beer, Or Cake-allows You To Reach Satiety More Quickly And Easily. And This Will Keep You From Feeling Deprived.

Banks' Beer. There's Nothing Like It! To Brazil. And To Barbados Justice.

Abstainer: A Weak Person Who Yields To The Temptation Of Denying Himself A Pleasure.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

Something Has Been Said For Sobriety But Very Little.

They're Drinkin' Home Brew From A Wooden Cup. The Folks Were Dancin' There Got All Shook Up.

The Saxophone Is The Embodied Spirit Of Beer.

I Know I'm Drinking Myself To A Slow Death, But Then I'm In No Hurry.

My Advice To You Is To Start Drinking Heavily.