You Will Not Leave The Theater With Nothing To Talk About. For Me, Comedy And Tragedy When You Get Them Both In One Evening, That's The Most Satisfying.
I Thought I'd Be Living A Much More Bohemian Life And Be Very Poor. I Never Thought I'd Do Comedy Or Be Married Living In The Suburbs. Every Time I Try To Plan My Life Out It Just Doesn't Come To Pass, And I Think That's A Great Experience.
One Of The Interesting Things About Comedy Is It's Tension Release, And Nothing Creates Tension Faster Than Anger.
I Can Pretty Much Guarantee That If I Do A Show In A Comedy Club, There Will Be Someone Who Will Come Out Of The Audience And Tell Me The Worst Joke Ever. It's Just A Guarantee.
I Love Romantic Comedies, Or Romantic Dramas - Basically Anything With Love In It.
About The Only Difference Between The Poor And The Rich, Is This, The Poor Suffer Misery, While The Rich Have To Enjoy It.
Confess Your Sins To The Lord And You Will Be Forgiven; Confess Them To Man And You Will Be Laughed At.
The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.
There Are Two Things In Life For Which We Are Never Truly Prepared: Twins.
