Twiddle-twiddle Away At My Softly Clicky Keyboard For A While, Making Twiddly Adjustments All Along- And Then Print What I Have Twiddled. Glare At The Printout And Snarl And Curse And Scribble Almost Illegibly All Over It With A Ballpoint Pen. Go Back To The Machine And Enter The Scribbles. Repeat This Procedure Until I Hate The Very Meaning Of Every Word I Know.
The One Thing Computers Have Done Is Let Us Make Bigger Mistakes. We Have To Be Careful Not To Depend On Our Machines.
I'll Mix A Lot Of Things. I'll Wear A Temperley Dress With Flip Flops, Or I Might Be In Head-to-toe Gucci And Have On A Ring That I Got From A Gumball Machine For 50 Cents.
My First Account Was Neiman Marcus. I Cold-called Them Just Like I Had Cold-called Businesses When I Was Selling Fax Machines For Seven Years.
Everybody's Always Asking Me About My Blood Pressure. They Did An Interview Once Where They Hooked Me Up To A Blood Pressure Machine And They'd Rile Me. I'd Yell And Scream, And Then It Would Just Go Back To Normal In A Few Minutes. Everything Else Is Probably Rotting, But The Blood Pressure Is Spectacular.
Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.
A Bad Marriage Is Like An Electrical Thrilling Machine: It Makes You Dance, But You Can't Let Go.
Guillotine, N. A Machine Which Makes A Frenchman Shrug His Shoulders With Good Reason.
But There's So Much Kludge, So Much Terrible Stuff, We Are At The 1908 Hurley Washing Machine Stage With The Internet. That's Where We Are. We Don't Get Our Hair Caught In It, But That's The Level Of Primitiveness Of Where We Are. We're In 1908.
