I'm Not A Great Joke Writer, Which Is Odd For A Comic To Say, But I'm Not.
I Don't Consider Myself A Comic But A Performer. A Comic Tells Bad Jokes.
I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.
I'm Not A Man Who Constantly Thinks Up Jokes.
In Life There Are Always These Things Happening If You Can Just Get The Joke.
And What Exactly Is A Dream And What Exactly Is A Joke?
God's Jokes Are The Soul's Curriculum.
It Ain't No Joke When You Lose Your Vinyl.
I Prefer Sayings Over Jokes.
Is Anything Wrong, Dear? The Old Joke Went. No, Why? You Moved. Just Don't Move.
I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes. I Like Writing A Joke, And I Like When A Joke Works, And I Like Other Comics Who Tell Jokes.
I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.
