I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.
It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.
Dublin University Contains The Cream Of Ireland: Rich And Thick.