List Of Funny Life Quotes

The Word “future” And Females Is A Dangerous Combination.

We Are All Here On Earth To Help Others.

These Things Sneak Up On Him For No Reason, These Flashes Of Irrational Happiness. It's Probably A Vitamin Deficiency.

Life Is Funny. Life Isn’t Categorized Into Comedy, Drama, Action, Is It?so I Don’t Know Why They Try To Categorize Everything. It Drives Me Crazy-why It Would Have To Be Just A Romantic Comedy Or…i Want To Have A Little Integrity, A Little Story, You Know

Life Is Funny. Life Isn’t Categorized Into Comedy, Drama, Action, Is It?so I Don’t Know Why They Try To Categorize Everything. It Drives Me Crazy-why It Would Have To Be Just A Romantic Comedy Or…i Want To Have A Little Integrity, A Little Story, You Know

I Hate Reality But It's Still The Best Place To Get A Good Steak.

Life Is Full Of Misery, Loneliness, And Suffering - And It's All Over Much Too Soon.

I Didn't Believe In Reincarnation In My Past Life, And I Still Don't.

I'm Spending A Year Dead For Tax Reasons.

You Live And Learn. At Any Rate, You Live.