I Grew Up On The Edge Of A National Park In Canada - Timberwolves, Creeks, Snow Drifts.
The Nice Thing About Being Detained In Canada Is It's Like Being In A Days Inn; It's Very Clean And Very Nice.
Before The Civil War, Canada Was At The Top Of The Underground Railroad. If You Made It Into Canada, You Were Safe Unless Someone Came And Hauled You Back. That Was Also True During The Vietnam War For Draft Resisters.
Canada Is A Balloon-puncturing Country. You Are Not Really Allowed To Be An Icon Unless You Also Make An Idiot Of Yourself.
If The National Mental Illness Of The United States Is Megalomania, That Of Canada Is Paranoid Schizophrenia.