List Of Valentine Quotes

The Whole Valentine's Thing Is Fine, But You Don't Back It Up Right Next To The Biggest Gift-giving Holiday Of The Year. Unbelievable. And We Find It Acceptable.

Valentine's Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don't Have A Special Someone, You're Alone.

What I Find Most Disturbing About Valentine's Day Is, Look, I Get That You Have To Have A Holiday Of Love, But In The Height Of Flu Season, It Makes No Sense.

Your Words Are My Food, Your Breath My Wine. You Are Everything To Me.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.