I Never Watched Those Spice Girls. I Didn't Enjoy That At All. So I Didn't Know Victoria Beckham Well. But She Came Out With This Pretty Boy, Got Married, And The Boy Got More Tattoos And More Tattoos. And Then I Met Her A Few Times, And We Started Work, And Something Happened. You Know, She Wanted It. She Loves What She's Doing.
I Chose A Sunflower Because When Darkness Descends They Close Up To Regenerate. But I Really Wish I'd Never Had The Tattoo In The First Place. Clean, Clear Skin Is Always Better.
I Had Six Silly Tattoos Done When I Was Young And I Bitterly Regret Them. I've Thought About Laser Surgery, But That Leaves A Scar, So I'm Just Leaving Them.
My New Tattoo Is Jesus Being Carried By Three Cherubs. Obviously The Cherubs Are My Boys. At Some Point They Are Going To Need To Look After Me. That's What They're Doing In The Picture. It Means A Lot.
Sometimes I Bust Out And Do Things So Permanent. Like Tattoos And Marriage.
I'm Such A Profound Believer That Timing Is Everything; I Would Tattoo That On My Arm.
Confessions Are Like Tattoos In That 1) You Convince Yourself That The Immediate Pain Of Going Through The Process Means It Won't Bother You Later On; 2) They Are Permanent.
White Folks Are Not Going To Come To See A Bunch Of Guys With Tattoos, With Cornrows. I'm Sorry, But Anyone Who Thinks Different, They're Stupid.