I Couldn't Ever Boil Potatoes Over The Heat Of Your Affection. Your Love Would Never Bridge A Gap; It Wouldn't Even Fill Up The Hole That The Mice Came Through.
I Don't Want To Have To Put On That "thing" - I Call It "the Thing" When I Have To Do My Hair, Put On The Lashes, Get Dressed Up. When I Go Out For Potato Chips, I Just Want To Go Out Looking Like Myself, Which Means You Will See Bad Pictures Of Me. There Probably Are Some Out There Right Now, But It's Just Part Of The Life.
They Who Derive Their Worth From Their Ancestors Resemble Potatoes, The Most Valuable Part Of Which Is Underground.
We Should Take A Lesson From The Irish Potato Famine: Monocultures Are Vulnerable. Monocultures Of Any Kind Are Very Vulnerable, Because One Change And You're Cooked. So We Should Be Diversifying, Wouldn't You Say?
I Married A Man Once And We Had Been Married Over A Year Before I Found He Preferred Potatoes. I Said, "i Didn't Know You Loved Potatoes." And He Said That Until He Was About 13, He Thought Rice Was Potato Seeds.
