List Of Pants Quotes

The First Time I Walked Into A Library, I Got So Excited I Almost Wet My Pants.

I Did Not Like The Way I Looked In A Pair Of White Pants.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

Pantaloons, N. A Nether Habiliment Of The Adult Civilized Male. The Garment Is Tubular And Unprovided With Hinges At The Points Of Flexion. Supposed To Have Been Invented By A Humorist. Called Trousers By The Enlightened And Pants By The Unworthy.

Ladies And Gentlemen, Take My Advice, Pull Down Your Pants And Slide On The Ice.

I Admit I Love Clothes And I Buy Clothes. But They Sit In My Closet. I Like A Pair Of Comfy Pants, Flip Flops And A T- Shirt. And When We Pick A Restaurant, My Criteria Is: Where Can I Wear This?.

I Have A Little Nursery Rhyme For All You Children Out There, Something Even The Godfather Can Understand. 'you Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

I Admit I Love Clothes And I Buy Clothes. But They Sit In My Closet. I Like A Pair Of Comfy Pants, Flip Flops And A T- Shirt. And When We Pick A Restaurant, My Criteria Is: Where Can I Wear This?.

I Have A Little Nursery Rhyme For All You Children Out There, Something Even The Godfather Can Understand. 'you Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

Neil Armstrong Was The First Man To Walk On The Moon. I Am The First Man To Piss His Pants On The Moon.