Being Bilingual Is Like Having A Wife And A Mistress. One Can Never Be Sure Of Either.
As I've Explained To My Wife Many Times, You Have To Kill Your Wife Or Mistress To Get On The Front Page Of The Papers.
Un Homme N'a Jamais Pu E Lever Sa Ma|"tresse Jusqu'a' Lui; Mais Une Femme Place Toujours Son Amant Aussi Haut Qu'elle. A Man Can Never Elevate His Mistress To His Rank, But A Woman Can Always Place Her Lover As High As She.
The Fbi Demonstrated This By Taking Down The Former Head Of The Cia [general David Petraeus] Over Classified Information Given To His Mistress. Almost No-one Is Untouchable. The Fbi Is Always Trying To Demonstrate That No-one Can Resist Us. But Hillary Clinton Very Conspicuously Resisted The Fbi's Investigation, So There's Anger Within The Fbi Because It Made The Fbi Look Weak. We've Published About 33,000 Of Clinton's Emails When She Was Secretary Of State.
The Trouble Is That Privacy Is At Once Essential To, And In Tension With, Both Freedom And Security. A Cabinet Minister Who Keeps His Mistress In Satin Sheets At The French Taxpayer's Expense Cannot Justly Object When The Press Exposes His Misuse Of Public Funds. Our Freedom To Scrutinise The Conduct Of Public Figures Trumps That Minister's Claim To Privacy. The Question Is: Where And How Do We Draw The Line Between A Genuine Public Interest And That Which Is Merely What Interests The Public?
Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.
