List Of Funny Love Quotes

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

Love Is An Exploding Cigar We Willingly Smoke.

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.

First Love Is A Kind Of Vaccination Which Saves A Man From Catching The Complaint The Second Time.

In My House I'm The Boss, My Wife Is Just The Decision Maker.