A Person Who Discreetly Farts In An Elevator Is Not A Divine Being, And A Man Needs To Know This.
People Dressed In A Certain Kind Of Clothing Are Never Wrong. Also They Never Fart.
Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!
Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!
