List Of Drunk Quotes

It's Nerve-wracking Singing In Front Of People. I Think That's Why Most People Get Drunk For Karaoke.

Although Wine When It Is Read Somewhat Lacks The Savour Of Wine When It Is Drunk, Wine Remains A Very Pleasant Thing Both To Read About And To Chat About.

All Pictures That's Painted With Sense And With Thought / Are Painted By Madmen As Sure As A Groat; / For The Greater The Fool In The Pencil More Blest, / And When They Are Drunk They Always Paint Best.

I Can Be Drunk Until 6 In The Morning, And Then I Don't Have To Show Up To Work Until 14 Hours Later.

I Have Often Regretted What I Have Eaten, But Never What I Have Drunk.

A Good Writer Is Not, Per Se, A Good Book Critic. No More So Than A Good Drunk Is Automatically A Good Bartender.

Bacchus, N.: A Convenient Deity Invented By The Ancients As An Excuse For Getting Drunk.

Well, Once You Get Involved With Bloodsport Litigation, You Can Not Only Get Drunk On Your Own Greed But Start To Believe Your Own Lies.

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

It's Not Name Dropping, But Not Many People Can Say, Like Me, That They Spent The Day With The Likes Of Francis Bacon Or That Boring Drunk Dylan Thomas. You Don't Forget Things Like That.