List Of Dilbert Quotes

Women Are Treated Differently By Society For Exactly The Same Reason That Children And The Mentally Handicapped Are Treated Differently.

Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned It On Last Night.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

'dilbert' Became Popular During The Downsizing Of The '90s, And Job Security Was A Major Theme Of The Strip.

You Can Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of The General Public.

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.

I Respectfully Decline The Invitation To Join Your Hallucination.

Tell Me What You Need, And I'll Tell You How To Get Along Without It.

Everybody Is Somebody's Else's Weirdo

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful Idiot.