I Have Played A Boxer, A Cowboy, A Knight, A Prince, An Elf And A Pirate. I Am So Glad To Have Done All Of That Already.
They Gave Me The Chaps And Hat And Everything. I Looked Like A Real Cowboy. I Walked Around The Rodeo And Thought, I Am A Real Cowboy And Thought Everyone Thought I Was A Real Cowboy.
I Was Feeling Real Good And Real Manly. Until A Real Cowboy Walked By And Told Me I Had My Hat On Backwards. So Much For My Career As A Cowboy.
I Have A Huge Crush On President George W. Bush. I Saw Him At A Recent Fundraiser, And He`s A Babe. He`s Got That Ronald Reagan Charm. I Think He`s Hot. I Respect His Wife, But If He Wasn`t Married I`d Be Putting On My Cowboy Boots And Coming Around.
The American Ideal Of Sexuality Appears To Be Rooted In The American Ideal Of Masculinity. This Idea Has Created Cowboys And Indians, Good Guys And Bad Guys, Punks And Studs, Tough Guys And Softies, Butch And Faggot, Black And White. It Is An Ideal So Paralytically Infantile That It Is Virtually Forbidden - As An Unpatriotic Act - That The American Boy Evolve Into The Complexity Of Manhood
Though Geographic Didn't Publish That Photo In The Story That It Was Done For, "the Life Of Charlie Russell," A Cowboy Artist In Montana. But Later, Maybe A Year And A Half Ago, They Named It One Of The 50 Greatest Pictures Ever Made At National Geographic.
I Always Wanted To Be A Cowboy. But Alas! I Was Burdened Early With Certain Inescapable Obligations To World Literature.
A Cowboy Is A Hired Hand On The Middle Of A Horse Contemplating The Hind End Of A Cow.
