I Know Certain Actors Are Totally Screwed Up On Drugs, Yet It Gets Covered Up. Why Wasn't I Excused For 'exhaustion' Or 'the Flu'?
Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.
I'm Working On The Star Wars Script Today And The People In My Office Have Covered Up All My Windows With Black Paper. I Guess They Wanted To Make Sure No One Could See What I Was Doing. It Seems Rather Extreme.
