List Of Cooking Quotes

I Chop A Lot Of Onions Because I Love Cooking, And The Times Where I've Never Cried Chopping Onions Is When I'm Not Thinking About It, When I'm Talking To Someone Or I'm Listening To Music.

Ham's Substantial, Ham Is Fat. Ham Is Firm And Sound. Ham's What God Was Getting At When He Made Pigs So Round.

I Got Into Cooking Out Of Self-defense.

I Work Very Hard At Relationships. I've Done The Thing Of Being Home. I Worked All Day And Came Home And Did All The Stuff At Home That A Woman Is Supposed To Do, The Cooking And The Entertaining. I'm A Perfectionist, And, Besides, I Loved All Those Things.

I Love Cooking And Baking.

Hospitality, N. The Virtue Which Induces Us To Feed And Lodge Certain Persons Who Are Not In Need Of Food And Lodging.

Hash: There Is No Definition For This Word - Nobody Knows What Hash Is.

Crayfish, N. A Small Crustacean Very Much Resembling The Lobster, But Less Indigestible.

A Chop Is A Piece Of Leather Skillfully Attached To A Bone And Administered To The Patients At Restaurants.

Frying-pan, N. One Part Of The Penal Apparatus Employed In That Punitive Institution, A Woman's Kitchen. The Frying-pan Was Invented By Calvin, And By Him Used In Cooking Span-long Infants That Had Died Without Baptism; And Observing One Day The Horrible Torment Of A Tramp Who Had Incautiously Pulled A Fried Babe From The Waste-dump And Devoured It, It Occurred To The Great Divine To Rob Death Of Its Terrors By Introducing The Frying-pan Into Every Household In Geneva. Thence It Spread To All Corners Of The World, And Has Been Of Invaluable Assistance In The Propagation Of His Sombre Faith.

Rum, N. Generically, Fiery Liquors That Produce Madness In Total Abstainers.

Manna, N. A Food Miraculously Given To The Israelites In The Wilderness. When It Was No Longer Supplied To Them They Settled Down And Tilled The Soil, Fertilizing It, As A Rule, With The Bodies Of The Original Occupants.