There's Nothing Undignified About Lying About All Day And Being Waited On By Servants, Sipping Bloody Champagne.
Champagne Is The One Thing That Gives Me Zest When I Am Tired.
Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.