I Like What I See When I Look In The Mirror. If I Get Sentimental, I Look And Say, "uh. It's A Bad Day. They Beat Up On Me," This, That, And The Other Thing. But Ya Know? We've Spent One Billion Trying To Convince People To Not Smoke. It's Been Phenomenally Successful. We've Probably Saved Millions Of Lives. There Aren't Many People That Have Done That. So, You Know, When I Get To Heaven, I'm Not Sure I'm Gonna Stand For An Interview. I'm Going Right In.
Life Consists Not In Holding Good Cards But In Playing Those You Hold Well.
The Game Is Supposed To Be Fun. If You Had A Bad Day, Don't Worry. You Can't Expect To Get A Hit Every Game.
There Are Some Days I Take My Violin Out And It Feels Dreadful, Like Nothing Is Responding, And I Want To Sell It And Get Rid Of It. And The Next Day Suddenly The Skies Open Up And The Sound Is Glorious Again. So It's Like A Relationship: There Are Good Days And Bad Days.
Life Is Painful, Nasty And Short.. In My Case It Has Only Been Painful And Nasty.
One Thing My Mom Used To Tell Me Was To Look To The Other Side, And Know That My Present Is Not Going To Be Everything. So If I'm Having A Bad Day, She Goes, 'just Imagine Tomorrow. This Is Going To Be Over. This Is Going To Be Done With.'
You Can't Start Worrying About What's Going To Happen. You Get Spastic Enough Worrying About What's Happening Now.
Everything In My Life Is In Perspective. Ok, Perspective Ebbs And Flows. I've Had Bad Days, But They Weren't In The Last Years. A Bad Day Is 2 October 1996: 'we've Got Bad News For You, You've Got Advanced Testicular Cancer And You've Got A Coin's Toss Chance Of Survival.' That's A Bad Day.
