I Had More Material On Weather Than Anyone Else, I Guess, ... Back When I Was Traveling A Lot On The Road As A Standup Comic, Between Airport Security And The Weather... I Just Wanted To Be Prepared For Sitting In The Airport.
I'm Mainly An Airport Author, And If You're Trying To Take Your Mind Off The Journey, You're Not Going To Read 'king Lear.'
Whether I'm At The Hangar Or At The Airport Or On An Airplane, I Get Respect. And That's The Best Part Of My Day.
...hell, Which As Every Frequent Traveler Knows, Is In Concourse D Of O'hare Airport.
All The Shopping Malls And Restaurants And Airports Are Riddled With Low-fidelity Loudspeakers, Which Apparently Have Developed The Ability To Reproduce By Themselves; These Are All Connected To A Special Programming Service Called Music That Nobody Really Likes, And You Cannot Get Away From It.
The Guy That Picked Me Up At The Airport In 1985 When I Was Out In L.a. For My First Audition Was Selling A Script. I Was A Nobody Coming Off A Plane To Read For A New Show.
Anticipating That Most Poetry Will Be Worse Than Carrying Heavy Luggage Through O'hare Airport, The Public, To Its Loss, Reads Very Little Of It.
A Railroad Station? That Was Sort Of A Primitive Airport, Only You Didn't Have To Take A Cab 20 Miles Out Of Town To Reach It.
