Scott Adams Quotes

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.

I Have A Perverse Attraction To Risk. Not Physical Risk But Emotional, Financial Risk - Anything Than Can't Kill You Immediately.

One Way To Compensate For A Tiny Brain Is To Pretend To Be Dead.

Women Are Treated Differently By Society For Exactly The Same Reason That Children And The Mentally Handicapped Are Treated Differently.

One Of The Reasons Why You Like To Do Your Own Drawings Is, Your Style Changes Over Time. And There's Something About That That Keeps It Fresh To The Viewer.

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

I Try To Manage My Day By My Circadian Rhythms Because The Creativity Is Such An Elusive Thing, And I Could Easily Just Stomp Over It Doing My Administrative Stuff.

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.

I Burned Out My Drawing Hand By Using It Too Much. The Common Word For It Is Writer's Cramp. The Fancy Words For It Are Focal Dystonia. The Symptom In My Case Was A Pinky Finger That Went Spastic When I Tried To Draw.

Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned It On Last Night.

I Think The Pleasure Of Completed Work Is What Makes Blogging So Popular. You Have To Believe Most Bloggers Have Few If Any Actual Readers. The Writers Are In It For Other Reasons. Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn. All You Get Is The Pleasure Of A Completed Task.

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.