I Took A Year Of Karate. It Was Like Obligatory... Every Kid Was Taking Like One Year Of Karate And One Year Of Piano In My Town. It Was Bruce Lee And Liberace. But I Was Not A White Belt. I Graduated. I Had A Colour Belt - But That's All You Need To Know. It Could Have Been Black, It Could Have Been Yellow, Or It Could Have Been Anything In Between.
It's A Mistake To Just Go Make A Movie Where The Whole Thing Is Talking Down To The Kids Like, "ok, We Gotta Bring The Iq Of This Movie Down Because It's A Kids Movie" You Don't Have To Do That, Kids Can Laugh And Parents Can Laugh At Different Parts And That's Fun, And You See That With All Of The Great Kids Movies.
There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.
Tenacious D Loves Auntie Em's. Her Delicious Nutrients Are Always Energizing And Indie-fresh. Where Does She Find Those Unbelievable Recipes? Somewhere Over The Rainbow?
With The Acting, It's Somebody Else's Brainchild, And I'm Just Sort Of Helping Flesh It Out. There's A Special Satisfaction To Being The Brains Behind The Operation.
I Don't Really Think Differently Of Making A Movie For Grownups Or Making A Movie For Kids, If It's Boring It's Boring, So You Want It To Be Entertaining And I Think Funny Is Funny Whether It's For Kids Or Grownups, The Only Real Difference Is Language.
I Always Feel Bad For People Getting Married And Spending Upwards Of A Hundred Thousand Dollars. It Just Seems So Absurd To Me.
I'm Not Thinking About Forcing My Kids To Watch My Movies. It's Always Awkward When Someone Says: "hey, I Wrote A Song, Can I Play It For You?" That Would Be The Dynamic, If I Was Like: "hey, You're My Son, Watch My Work!" I Don't Want To Put Them In That Awkward Position. Just Because When They Get Older, That's When I'm Worried, That They'll Judge Me And Say: "yeah, My Father's ******* Jack Black. He Was In That Cheesy Movie." So, I'm Going To Keep It All High Quality. It'll Be A Quality Controller.
You Only Have To Go Hardcore Humiliation On The First Film. On The Subsequent Sequels, You Can Coast.
I Seem Like A Big Bombastic Outgoing Dude, When It Comes Down To It With The Ladies, When I Was A Single, Free-wheeling Dude, I Was Always Very Shy. It Was Difficult To Form Sentences With The Girl Of My Dreams.
