Dave Attell Quotes

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.

I'm Not Like A Performer Type.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes. I Like Writing A Joke, And I Like When A Joke Works, And I Like Other Comics Who Tell Jokes.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials. I'm Not An Actor Though, So I Don't Really Have Much Choice In The Matter.

I Used To Do Drugs, But That Was Way Back There.

I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous.

I'm Not Really A Music Guy.